Finishing School

The fine art of finishing others

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Petunia:

Mumsy is indenturing you to vampires for a proper education...

Sophronia:

She never!

Petunia:

Oh, yes! Who do you think she’s talking to right now? Why do you think it’s such a secret meeting? Vampires are like that.

Sophronia:

But it’s tea! Vampires can’t be here. They can’t go out in daylight. Everyone knows that.

Petunia:

You think they would send a real vampire for the likes of you? Oh, no, that’s a drone Mumsy is talking with. I wager they’re drawing up the papers of servitude right now.

Sophronia:

But I don’t want to be a vampire drone! They’ll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions.

Petunia:

Yes. Yes, they will.

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    Welcome to Mademoiselle Geraldine’s Finishing Academy, an institution for the fine art of finishing... others. Here you'll find lessons in etiquette & espionage as taught in Gail Carriger's new book series, Finishing School.

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